guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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