just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
