It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm just crazy horny about you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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