I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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