Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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