"it" just moved
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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