There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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