I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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