"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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