all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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