Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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