There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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