I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I AM VODKA MAN
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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