it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
smell my finger.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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