Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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