Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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