we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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