Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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