summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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