so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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