I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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