Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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