She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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