she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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