My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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