well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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