as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Randomize
