This girl is more easily done than said...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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