btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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