Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
How naked do you want me to be?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
