Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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