I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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