Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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