just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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