its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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