He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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