I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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