i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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