Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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