i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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