This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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