Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
