I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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