i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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