operation have a gay friend backfired
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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