he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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