He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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