i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We were destined to go to rehab together
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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