dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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