Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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