Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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