he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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