Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would punch a child for taco bell
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
God, I missed his penis.
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