I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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